Is Boring the new Exciting?
I was having lunch with Nick the Stick, so called on account the walking stick he uses to get around. Nick has a wicked sense of humour and refers to himself as a Raspberry Ripple, (if you understand cockney rhyming slang you’ll know why) recently he has taken to using the term impaired life after I mentioned it in a letter about annuity rates.
It was our regular half yearly visit to Lemonia in Primrose Hill, a family run Greek Cypriot restaurant: it’s Nick’s favourite, he celebrates everything with lunch at Lemonia. Last year was his 65th birthday; to commemorate I gave him a gold watch for his retirement. It was symbolic really as Nick hasn’t worked since breaking his neck some twenty years ago.
The unsung hero is the accountant who pushed Nick into making substantial pension contributions when he was working. The accountant has long since retired so for the past few years I have been advising Nick about his pension. I became involved following the collapse of the dotcom boom; with retirement looming large Nick was worried, and so was I.
His pension was invested in the With Profits fund, a misnomer if ever there was because despite the preceding dotcom boom the fund had hardly grown. Things didn’t look good for the With Profits fund so I set about restructuring his portfolio to provide some diversity. I wanted to capture growth but also introduce some security.
A reasonable chunk of the fund went into shares and property, and the fund grew significantly from 2003 onwards. But with retirement looming, and an eye on the bubble that was beginning to form, we gradually took profits and moved more into cash and government bonds. Nick said I was being too cautious; after the euphoria of annual double digit growth the investments looked boring. “Don’t be greedy Nick” I said, “the fund is now large enough to give you the income you want, let’s not push our luck”.
Back to the Lemonia, we were well into our second bottle of wine, and Nick was looking back at the decisions we had taken. “Do you know” said Nick, “I think boring is the new exciting – Cheers!”
